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Tyler James Williams and Quinta Brunson

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 17: Tyler James Williams and Quinta Brunson attend the 2022 ABC Disney Upfront at Basketball City - Pier 36 - South Street on May 17, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

We're catching up on Abbott Elementary, and it is as charming as you've heard. (And once I realized he is the kid from Everybody Hates Chris, it was like a lightbulb went off.) They both look great -- this cast must be excited to get to celebrate, finally.

Janelle James

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064ct) Janelle James ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

I forgot what network Abbott is on, so when I saw her here, I PANICKED for a second that maybe she wasn't returning.

Sheryl Lee Ralph

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 17: Sheryl Lee Ralph attends the 2022 ABC Disney Upfront at Basketball City - Pier 36 - South Street on May 17, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images,)

And she's showing us all how it's done.

Kerry Washington

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064bv) Kerry Washington ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

Wait a minute. WAIT. A MINUTE. Is this a shirt pulled down tightly over white shorts?

Emayatzy Corinealdi with Kerry Washington

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 17: Emayatzy Corinealdi and Kerry Washington attend the 2022 ABC Disney Upfront at Basketball City - Pier 36 - South Street on May 17, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

YES I BELIEVE IT IS. Emayatzy looks good -- they're working together on Hulu's Reasonable Doubt, which Kerry is EP'ing and directing.

Tatiana Maslany in Thom Browne

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064ed) Tatiana Maslany ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

And of course she was there because they showed clips from She-Hulk. She's all-in on Thom Browne right now. It works on her.

Dule Hill

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 17: Dule Hill attends the 2022 ABC Disney Upfront at Basketball City - Pier 36 - South Street on May 17, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

He's there for The Wonder Years, which is still going strong.

Saycon Sengbloh

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064eb) Saycon Sengbloh ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

She is ALSo there for Wonder Years, and I love her pattern-mixing here.

Selena Gomez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Photo Image Press/Shutterstock (12944382f) Selena Gomez ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

Well, she got a dud of an episode of SNL with a god-awful cold open, and that sucks for her. But none of that can dim my enthusiasm for Only Murders in the Building's second season. I wish she'd lean into Mabel's style. Every time I see her in the giant hoop earrings, I am influenced.

Suni Lee

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 17: Suni Lee attends the 2022 ABC Disney Upfront at Basketball City - Pier 36 - South Street on May 17, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

I think THIS is more the easy-chic look Selena should have chosen.

Gina Rodriguez

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 17: Gina Rodriguez attends the 2022 ABC Disney Upfront at Basketball City - Pier 36 - South Street on May 17, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

Gina has a comedy pilot called Not Dead Yet, which I believe she is producing, and which axed half the cast when it got picked up so I guess they're still tweaking. I am not sure if anything about this function really screams Tiny Cardigan Shirt.

Francia Raisa

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 17: Francia Raisa attends the 2022 ABC Disney Upfront at Basketball City - Pier 36 - South Street on May 17, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

It doesn't feel like a Bra Shirt event either, but at least she has a coat she could button.

Lou Diamond Phillips

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 17: Lou Diamond Phillips attends the 2022 ABC Disney Upfront at Basketball City - Pier 36 - South Street on May 17, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images,)

He looks pleasingly like a grizzled wanderer who will buy you a shot at the bar and tell you stories of bears and blackjack and a toothless crone who made a prophecy.

Ally Sheedy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064fm) Ally Sheedy ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

I learned today that Ally is on Freeform's "Single Drunk Female" (and also was reminded Freeform exists). I am so delighted to see her that I'm going to ignore the platform sneakers that STILL aren't helping the pants be the right length.

Marcus Scribner

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064fe) Marcus Scribner ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

He's moving over onto grown-ish. The two-tone pants with the different-color crotch are always odd to me.

Sarah Hyland and Wells Adams

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064dy) Sarah Hyland and Wells Adams ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

These two also showed up at the NBC Upfront, which we'll cover later. Are they just going to go to every network? Collect them all!

Tamron Hall

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064du) Tamron Hall ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

Tamron looks like she is there to DANCE and I kind of hope she did.

Kumail Nanjiani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064dt) Kumail Nanjiani ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

This has the vibe of a stylist sending him a bunch of different pieces and he lost the paper telling him which one goes with what.

Harvey Guillen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064dj) Harvey Guillen ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

He must just really like that coat.

Jessica Szohr, Anne Winters, Adrianne Palicki and Penny Johnson Jerald

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064dr) Jessica Szohr, Anne Winters, Adrianne Palicki and Penny Johnson Jerald ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

... The Orville is still on?!?!?

Katheryn Winnick

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064dl) Katheryn Winnick ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

Big Sky just keeps going and going, too. I like the idea of the top, but the shoes feel like they belong with another dress.

Ellen Pompeo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064dg) Ellen Pompeo ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

This is fine, but I object to the glasses. I like glasses, but not this resurgent '80s trend.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064de) Ellen Pompeo ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

Just no.

Niecy Nash

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064dd) Niecy Nash ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

She always looks fab.

Jaina Lee Ortiz

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064bl) Jaina Lee Ortiz ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

I don't understand why her shoes are that color.

Lisa Ann Walter

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064bm) Lisa Ann Walter ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

I was going to call her Chessy, based on her Parent Trap character, but I typed Chesty by mistake and I guess that does track with the shirt.

Meg Donnelly

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064k) Meg Donnelly ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

Three is a trend.

Hilary Duff in Markarian

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064aw) Hilary Duff ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

She looks adorable in this. I think she is one of the folks here that hit the mark in terms of how formal vs casual vs bra-forward to be.

RZA

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064cu) RZA ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

What tiny paint roller had a problem with him?

Hilary Swank

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristina Bumphrey/Shutterstock (12944711dg) Hilary Swank Disney Upfront Presentation, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

Hilary is BACK. She's in "Alaska," which is described by Deadline thusly: "LOGLINE: Eileen Fitzgerald is a recently disgraced reporter who leaves her high-profile New York life behind to join a daily metro newspaper in Anchorage on a journey to find both personal and professional redemption." So it's Men In Trees but with media.

Danny DeVito and Richard Kind

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12944064br) Danny DeVito and Richard Kind ABC Disney Upfront, New York, USA - 17 May 2022

Are we getting a Twins sequel called Triplets?

ABC Threw a Packed Upfront
But, not a ton of new shows.

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