
Kate's suit was custom-made by Ms. McCartney, which probably explains why the crotch looks like a deflated diaper.

When Julia and I were both young, I watched her in a show called "Press Gang," about a newspaper for kids/youths. She was, if I remember correctly, the nerdy but smart and cute heroine -- like Elizabeth Wakefield but not awful. Then she turned up as Saffy and I was like, "What? But she's so cool!" And yet she was also perfect as poor put-upon sadsack Saffron. It goes to show what good comic timing and a complete lack of vanity can do for your career.

That said, she's CLEARLY having fun glamming it up.

Amazing. She looks like she just finished power-walking a South Florida mall with Kris Jenner.

That shawl is exactly the amount of fun everyone was supposed to have at this premiere, methinks.

For when Patsy and Edina -- like Betsy and Tacy -- make a sequel and add their Tib.

Myleene, I love you greatly. But this jumpsuit does NOT. It is Cameltoe Central Station, and your train has arrived.

I think Gary Fisher is winning this one.

June here is 90. I assume she and the Queen got together for a LENGTHY tea all about how they're both still extremely busy and active and it's proof positive that tea and a lot of wild game are the stuff of life. Also, is it weird that she's more than 50 years older than I am, and I want to borrow her sequined cardie?

Psst. Use your tail feathers to turn this into an actual skirt.

She looks genuinely ab fab.

And she looks genuinely like she just did some yoga for a yogurt commercial and then threw on whatever old thing over her sports clothes that she could find.
