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Dan Stevens

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 17: Dan Stevens attends the Los Angeles Premiere of Universal Pictures "Abigail" at Regency Village Theatre on April 17, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Emma McIntyre/Getty Images)

Not a TREMENDOUS fan of the 'stache? But he is a handsome devil.

Melissa Barrera

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 17: Melissa Barrera attends the Los Angeles Premiere of Universal Pictures "Abigail" at Regency Village Theatre on April 17, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Emma McIntyre/Getty Images)

This is lovely and shiny and tactile, and I'm just debating with myself about whether it'd be better without the extra train piece. I guess then I might think it's too short and say, "It should be mid-shin." I will never be satisfiiiiied!!!!

Kathryn Newton

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 17: Kathryn Newton attends the Los Angeles Premiere of Universal Pictures "Abigail" at Regency Village Theatre on April 17, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Emma McIntyre/Getty Images)

I guess this is somewhat on-theme for a horror flick, but all the Sharpie doodling on her skin -- that's what it looks like -- reminds me of 8th grade.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 17: Kathryn Newton attends the Los Angeles Premiere of Universal Pictures "Abigail" at Regency Village Theatre on April 17, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Emma McIntyre/Getty Images)

She is ALSO wearing thematic fang wedges.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 17: (L-R) Kathryn Newton and Dan Stevens attend the Los Angeles Premiere of Universal Pictures "Abigail" at Regency Village Theatre on April 17, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Emma McIntyre/Getty Images)

Dan Stevens is impressed. Or terrified?

Cousin Matthew Is In a New Horror Movie
It's not about ghosts in a lost Gutenberg bible. Sadly.

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