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Olivia Rodrigo
The Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
She is about 18 and a half, and this feels INTENSE for a person that age. (I also feel like we've seen it?) Olivia herself even seems skeptical of wearing a dress that is essentially groping her.
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Olivia Rodrigo. Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala held at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on Wishire Boulevard.
Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
I mean. Herein lies one of the pitfalls. She seems very timid about this -- her body language is not hella confident, and maybe that's nerves in general because she's still relatively new, but.
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Olivia Rodrigo
The Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
Seriously, this is not a dress for a newbie. This feels like someone getting carried along by bad styling advice.
Jenna Dewan in Self Portrait
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Jenna Dewan
The Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
SPEAKING OF BAD. This, on the runway, was just a romper. Jenna added lace leggings. If you have an outfit you feel you can only wear out of the house with the addition of lace leggings -- and that outfit, in the first place, is a romper -- then several mistakes have been made.
Michelle Rodriguez
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Michelle Rodriguez
The Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
Sure, okay. I will go on this journey.
Spike Lee in LV
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Spike Lee
Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
Spike is on point with the color of the season, right there on his face.
Billie Lourd in vintage Giorgio Sant'Angelo
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Billie Lourd. Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala held at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on Wishire Boulevard.
Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
I don't hate this either, but it's a bit messy.
Halle Berry in Etro
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Halle Berry
The Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
Halle is thoughtfully making sure we see her decorative sleeves. She looks cute, but maybe styled more like she's at a fitting than the actual event itself.
Tiffany Haddish
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Tiffany Haddish
The Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
I can't endorse those pants.
Katy Perry in Louis Vuitton
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Katy Perry
The Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
She is back to brunette, and now she and Kacey Musgraves look like twins. This is good on her. She was also there with Orlando Bloom, but I didn't download a picture of him. Sorry, Orlando. He looks exactly like you expect Orlando Bloom to look.
Gabrielle Union in Alexandre Vauthier
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Gabrielle Union
The Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
She looks like she blew in on a wicked wind and is going to spill some SECRETS. This is a compliment, even if it's basically a bathing suit with an expensive cover-up.
Gabrielle with Dwyane Wade (in Gucci)
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Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union
The Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
I DID get a photo of Dwyane, looking like Dwyane. Sorry, Orlando Bloom. It's not personal.
Darren Criss
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Darren Criss
The Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
... Is he wearing clown shoes?
Annette Bening and Warren Beatty
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Annette Bening and Warren Beatty
The Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
They seem like they're there under duress.
Eva Longoria
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Eva Longoria
The Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
This is maybe the look Olivia Rodrigo's team was going for, except they misfired and landed on More Naked.
Jon Bernthal
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Jon Berenthal
The Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
He looks handsome, and confused.
Marlee Matlin
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Marlee Matlin
The Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
I am always happy to see her. This is classic.
Jamie Lee Curtis in Alex Perry
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Jamie Lee Curtis
The Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
Yes yes. I accept.
Anna Kendrick in D&G
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Anna Kendrick
The Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Sep 2021
Hope this D&G was worth it!!! (Spoiler: It's not.)