LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 19: Aubrey Plaza attends the 2024 Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 19, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
As a dress I think this is objectively terrible, but as a person she looks sexy. Honestly, it might be a perfectly okay slinky experiment if it didn't have those two tiny pink chef's toques stapled to it. Are they... bows? Late-breaking pocket installations? Meant to look like... cuffs? They are less the product of a brainwave than a microwaved brain.
Andra Day
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 19: Andra Day attends The Fourth Annual Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 19, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
Gorgeous. She is a dream.
Gabrielle Union in Elie Saab, and Dwyane Wade
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 19: (L-R) Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade attend The Fourth Annual Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 19, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)
A study in hotness.
Sarah Paulson in Prada
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 19: Sarah Paulson attends The Fourth Annual Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 19, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
Either her hair grows very fast, or she has tremendously realistic extensions. She looks stellar.
Taraji P. Henson in Tamara Ralph
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 19: Taraji P. Henson attends the 2024 Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 19, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
At least the gloves aren't see-through? I don't hate them, but I'm hard-pressed to see what they add to this.
Michaela Jae Rodriguez in Georges Chakra
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 19: Michaela Jae Rodriguez attends the 2024 Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 19, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
Flawless. I love everything.
Niecy Nash in Valdrin Sahiti
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 19: Niecy Nash-Betts attends the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures 4th Annual Gala in Partnership with Rolex at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 19, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Emma McIntyre/Getty Images for Academy Museum of Motion Pictures)
This is custom, per her stylist, and I adore it EXCEPT the top looks like it's falling off. Which might be intentional, but one wonders... why.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Saint Laurent
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 19: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attends the 2024 Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 19, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
This is sequins (it's not readily apparent) and it's very effective in its simplicity.
Natasha Lyonne in Valentino
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 19: Natasha Lyonne attends The Fourth Annual Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 19, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)
I might love this? The dress, not necessarily, but it's giving Young Bernadette Peters Steals The Car and Her Husband's Driving Gloves.
Anna Kendrick in Monique Lhuillier
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 19: Anna Kendrick attends The Fourth Annual Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 19, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
ANOTHER good dress. We're on a roll.
Demi Moore in Prada
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Demi Moore
4th Annual Academy Museum Gala, Los Angeles, California, USA - 19 Oct 2024
And the roll continues! I want nail polish in this color. I might actually have some, but this would also then entail painting my nails (manicures are wasted on me).
Brenda Song in Zuhair Murad
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 19: Brenda Song attends The Fourth Annual Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 19, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)
Not sparkly, but definitely shiny. It's SO romantic, and what perfect makeup. Macauley Culkin was with her, too, but I forgot to get a photo of him. Sorry, Mac.
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 19: (L-R) Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson attend The Fourth Annual Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 19, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)
Hard to be mad at any of this, either!
Kathryn Newton in Sophie Couture
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 19: Kathryn Newton attends The Fourth Annual Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 19, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)
Glorious. Seriously, almost everything in this slideshow is dreamy. Also, she could play Amelia Dimoldenberg whenever someone decides to make Chicken Shop Date into a movie. Assuming she doesn't want to play herself.
Ryan Michelle Bathe in Saiid Kobeisy
Ryan Michelle Bathe at the Fourth Annual Academy Museum Gala held at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 19, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/WWD via Getty Images)
I want to wear this right now.
Danielle Deadwyler in Ferragamo
Danielle Deadwyler at the Fourth Annual Academy Museum Gala held at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 19, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/WWD via Getty Images)
She got too excited about her Raven Halloween costume so she went out in it before the head was ready.
Monica Barbaro in Ralph Lauren
Monica Barbaro at the Fourth Annual Academy Museum Gala held at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 19, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/WWD via Getty Images)
I know simplicity is the point, but some kick-ass bracelets would not go amiss.
Diane Warren
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 19: Diane Warren attends The Fourth Annual Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on October 19, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)
This says, "I wear this jacket three times a week. I'll buy a new one when I win an Oscar that isn't honorary." (I actually have no idea if this is a rewear, but doesn't it FEEL like it?)