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Jodie Turner-Smith in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by AFF-USA/Shutterstock (13468476dg) Jodie Turner-Smith Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

She's back in the warm embrace of Gucci, her favorite, and it IS treating her well. I don't think this needs the choker, but otherwise it's quite dreamy.

Jessica Chastain in Oscar de la Renta

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13464608ey) Jessica Chastain Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

GLORIOUS. She's like fabulous botanical wallpaper, but in human form.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by AFF-USA/Shutterstock (13468476cq) Jessica Chastain Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

I guess I wanted us all to see it move. You're welcome. It's still awesome.

Keke Palmer in Act N°1

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Piaggio/Shutterstock (13469000dw) Keke Palmer Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

I love her, but this looks like several Smurfs futilely tried to stop her from leaving.

Kerry Washington in Prabal Gurung

Mandatory Credit: Photo by AFF-USA/Shutterstock (13468476eo) Kerry Washington Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

Well, it's a Monet. I liked it so much from a distance -- so, in the tiny thumbnail -- but now that I can see the details, they're distracting. Just NOT making it sheer would have helped? It's competing with everything else.

Amal (in Del Core) and George

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Piaggio/Shutterstock (13469000dz) Amal and George Clooney Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

I like this better than I thought I would. That green can be a tough color, but she looks SO elegant and great in it.

Laura Dern

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Piaggio/Shutterstock (13469000an) Laura Dern Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

This is nice, and I definitely want those gold shoes now.

Thuso Mbedu in Giambattista Valli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by CraSH/imageSPACE/Shutterstock (13464606ec) Thuso Mbedu Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

This is perfectly cute on her, but they should never let people take pictures out on the random pavement because seeing her skirt splayed out on the concrete is stressing me out.

Emma Stone in Louis Vuitton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Piaggio/Shutterstock (13469000by) Emma Stone Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

Well, I had called this for Olivia Rodrigo for some reason. It's... fine? I hate the skirt. I might dislike all of it? I think I'm affected by the fact that I know how much weirder LV's recent show got, but I don't think this does Emma any favors, and she's one of its most famous ambassadors. So I'd surely want to do better by her.

Alicia Vikander in LV

Mandatory Credit: Photo by CraSH/imageSPACE/Shutterstock (13464606fg) Alicia Vikander Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

DITTO TIMES TWO. She's been loyal for AGES, and she gets THIS? Maybe LV is getting revenge on them both for being relatively out of the limelight lately.

Mindy Kaling in Naeem Khan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Piaggio/Shutterstock (13469000dl) Mindy Kaling Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

DREAMY. I love it.

Whitney Peak in Chanel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (13464610jg) Whitney Peak Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

It could certainly be worse.

Kaia Gerber in Alaia

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Piaggio/Shutterstock (13469000bf) Kaia Gerber Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

This might be the closest I've come to looking at her and thinking, "Okay, she is MODELING that look." But she is. (Nipples notwithstanding.)

Olivia Wilde

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Piaggio/Shutterstock (13469000au) Olivia Wilde Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

Speaking of nipples notwithstanding. Sigh. Again, she's wearing it well. But again, I just don't LOVE those as accessories?

Amber Valletta

Mandatory Credit: Photo by AFF-USA/Shutterstock (13468476fr) Amber Valletta Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

This will do!

Sterling K Brown and Ryan Michelle Bathe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Piaggio/Shutterstock (13469000w) Sterling K. Brown and Ryan Michelle Bathe Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

HELL yes on his suit. Her dress might be a tad pageant.

Lena Dunham

Mandatory Credit: Photo by AFF-USA/Shutterstock (13468476bm) Lena Dunham Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

This is nice on her! The color is fabulous.

Naomi Scott in Erdem

Mandatory Credit: Photo by CraSH/imageSPACE/Shutterstock (13464606cs) Naomi Scott Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

This just makes me sad. It's artless and genuinely looks held together by dental floss. I used that once when one of our Halloween decorations fell and we didn't have any string on-hand, and it worked. So good news, I guess! Her floss straps should hold.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by CraSH/imageSPACE/Shutterstock (13464606cq) Naomi Scott Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

It just doesn't even look fun to wrangle.

Lily Collins

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Piaggio/Shutterstock (13469000r) Lily Collins Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

I like the skirt so much better than the rest. But, I'll take it.

Eiza Gonzalez in LaQuan Smith

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Piaggio/Shutterstock (13469000bb) Eiza Gonzalez Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

Damn, that's GOOD.

Alana and Este Haim in Louis Vuitton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Piaggio/Shutterstock (13469000ce) Alana Haim and Este Haim Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

Damn, that's... Louis Vuitton. (Seriously, why is everyone encouraging this madness? Just say no!)

Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner in Louis Vuitton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Piaggio/Shutterstock (13469000co) Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

This works for no one! RESIST!

Julianna Margulies in Zuhair Murad

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Piaggio/Shutterstock (13469000cu) Julianna Margulies Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

I love it with the usual caveats.

Tonya Lewis Lee and Spike Lee

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carlos Piaggio/Shutterstock (13469000p) (L-R) Tonya Lewis Lee and Spike Lee Second Annual Academy Museum Gala, Arrivals, Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, Los Angles, California, USA - 15 Oct 2022

Spike, I hate to break it to you, but you're not sneaking up on ANYBODY in this outfit.

Jodie Turner-Smith Led the Parade of Celebs In Bright Colors at the Academy Museum's Birthday
Also, among others: Kerry, Mindy, Amal, and a Jessica.

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