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The Duke Of Cambridge Is Installed As A Knight Of The Thistle

Picture it: Edinburgh, Scotland. Wills is about to be "installed as a Knight of the Thistle," which sounds like a potentially itchy undertaking. "I shouldn't have had that extra serving of enchiladas at lunch today," he thinks. "I look cheery in yellow," Kate thinks. Behind her, Princess Anne wonders why she's the only person wearing a bridesmaid dress.

HATS

She seriously loves these hats.

Tartan!

She also loves her tartan, given that she just carried it at the Flotilla. Where BETTER to wear one's tartan, though, than Scotland?

The Duke Of Cambridge Is Installed As A Knight Of The Thistle

Anne's bridesmaid dress at least matches her Wacky Ceremonial Garb. I decided that Harry wasn't invited to this event because it was too possible that he would spend the entire time pulling William's Giant Tassel and making inappropriate jokes. I feel you, Harry. I feel you.

Acceptably Played, Kate Middleton
I mean...does she ever look actually bad? [Photos: Getty]

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