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# ACM Awards Fug Carpet: Beth Behrs
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/acm-awards-fug-carpet-beth-behrs-04-2015/
- Published: 2015-04-20T19:00:36.000Z
- Updated: 2015-04-20T04:27:09.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Academy of Country Music Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

We have Scrolldown Fugs, and I suppose in a sense you could do a Scroll-up Fug, but calling something a "Scrollmiddle Fug" is nonsense and that's a shame because this would illustrate the concept beautifully.

![beth behrs acms 2015](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/04/beth-behrs-acms-470384004-2.jpg "Beth Behrs")

Head: great. Skirt: classy, well-fitted, lovely blue. Bodice: like something you'd see on a nervous spouse, who clicked on a Facebook ad for photographers who specialize in Artistic Semi-Nudes designed to put the spice back in the marital sack, but then the pictures turn out looking like the Glamour Shots of home porn.

\[Photo: Getty\]