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# ACM Awards Fug Carpet: Shania Twain
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/acm-awards-fug-carpet-shania-twain-04-2013/
- Published: 2013-04-08T16:00:32.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:01:47.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, WTF, Academy of Country Music Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

I literally do not even have words for how much I hate this. What is stronger than, "this don't impress me much"?

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It is so *weird.* First of all, it's possible that Shania Twain is the only person in America still wearing stretchy thigh-high boots plus a mini who is NOT: a) working the main stage at The Landing Strip, b) a Julia Roberts impersonator, c) strutting it on *RuPaul's Drag Race?* Second, I keep trying to envision the conversation Shania and her stylist had about this and every time I do, SOMEONE makes the kind of face you do not want to see from a beauty professional. In short: I truly do not know how this happened, and I would suggest someone be fired, but I suspect that would end with Shania firing herself, and someone's got to keep paying the rent on her Swiss castle.

\[Photos: Getty\]