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# ACM Awards Fug: Reese Witherspoon
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/acm-awards-fug-reese-witherspoon-04-2011/
- Published: 2011-04-04T19:00:56.000Z
- Updated: 2011-04-04T05:29:29.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Academy of Country Music Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

ROBERT PATTINSON: Hi, Reese.

REESE WITHERSPOON: Hi, Rob.

ROB: So we're here to celebrate country music because we're in *Water for Elephants*, which is... set in the country, I guess?

REESE: I don't know. I'm just trying to put on a happy face because this is technically my honeymoon.

ROB: Oh, gee, that's right, you got married recently.

REESE: Yep.

ROB: Sorry that I didn't RSVP. I travel so much that I didn't get the invitation.

REESE: .... Yes, that's it.

ROB: I KNEW IT. You didn't invite me.

REESE: Well, it's just...

ROB: We're about to go on a HUGE press tour together. Spending SO MANY MINUTES in each other's presence. And we show this whole movie where I look cute, and not all psychotic and blood-hungry and emo-depressed or that I have spent a hundred celibate years learning how to play the violin or whatever, and still I get NOTHING?

REESE: It's not *personal*, it's just...

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/reesewitherspoon_111504073.jpg "Reese Witherspoon")](https://gofugyourself.com/acm-awards-fug-reese-witherspoon-04-2011/46th-annual-academy-of-country-music-awards-show-5?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

ROB: *Awkward*! Ha!

REESE: Ha ha. You got me.

ROB: It's really okay, Reese. I'm not upset. Well, not because of that.

REESE: What's bugging you?

ROB: Shouldn't a woman on her honeymoon wear something that fits a little better?

REESE: Oh, well, maybe, I've been kind of busy...

ROB: It's really *weirdly* not good on you, though. Are you secretly pregnant?

REESE: I hate how everyone assumes a girl has to be pregnant these days. Maybe it's just hella unflattering. Maybe I LIKE it that way. You don't know my life.

ROB: But you're an admitted Type A person who even named her production company after that personality trait, right? Isn't it killing you to be wearing a piece of tulle that looks like it was affixed to you when a fan drove by and shot you with a glue gun? It's just all so haphazard.

REESE: ... YES. Oh, God, Rob, I just want to rip it off and fix it. What am I DOING?

ROB: Let's go backstage and talk about this. Remember I'm dating Kristen Stewart, so I have to diagnose and treat fashion madness all the time.

REESE: Bless you. I will totally invite you to the baby shower.

ROB: ... Nah. Unless there's an open bar.

REESE: It's a deal.