Miranda Lambert

I love this hair on her, but I'm not sure I think that bodice is as awesome as it wants to be. (I also am always slightly concerned when women find themselves in a gown that requires Holding One's Clutch For Modesty Purposes.)

Miranda Lambert

Unless this is your long program, REJECT ILLUSION NETTING.

Miranda Lambert

Shh, between you and me, I wish someone would wear this for their long program. It's ballsy.

Miranda Lambert

THUD.

Miranda Lambert

OH MIRANDA. I want you to write a break-up song about how you left this bodice behind and went on to live a fulfilling and awesome life without it.

ACM Awards Fugs and Fines: Miranda Lambert

I randomly heard Miranda Lambert on the radio this past week -- not one of her songs; her, specifically. She called in to talk to Seacrest about something -- and I was reminded that I find her very likeable and I am preemptively on her side if things go pear-shaped with her and Blake. Which, by the way, I don't want to happen. But if it DOES, I feel like her Break-Up Album will be GREAT. [Photos: Getty]