Miranda Lambert
Girlfriend certainly looks as though she at least has some self-awareness here, and that said self-awareness has led to her thinking, "something went awry today."
Miranda Lambert
Psst! Sweetie! It's that you needed to have the top of your otherwise lovely dress taken in a bit. Look down -- see? Droopy, right? It happens to the best of us.
Miranda Lambert
This is better, no? This is what I imagine Elle Woods would look like if she decided to become a pop/country star -- something that I can't believe hasn't happened in an ABC Family Made-for-TV movie yet. They can call it Legally Blonde 3: A Little Bit Country, and Chad Michael Murray can play Elle's squinty song-writing partner, who of course she eventually learns to love.
Miranda Lambert
Okay. I know I said I didn't know how to feel about Miranda here, but I can't help it. I can't look at this and NOT think, "OH HONEY NO." I just want to help her hoist that all up a bit. It's like yesterday, I was leaving the Macy's Home Store and I held the door open for a girl who was wearing a denim skirt with the fly down and I told her about it and she was so grateful and I was like, what kind of person would I be if I saw a girl walking around with her undies sticking out of her fly and DIDN'T tell her? We sisters have to do it for ourselves, you know.