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# ACMs Feh Carpet: Carrie Underwood
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/acms-feh-carpet-carrie-underwood-04-2012/
- Published: 2012-04-03T20:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-03T06:09:02.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Academy of Country Music Awards, performances, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Is it just me, or does Carrie Underwood not seem all that jazzed about this?

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/142288120.jpg "Carrie Underwood")](https://gofugyourself.com/acms-feh-carpet-carrie-underwood-04-2012/47th-annual-academy-of-country-music-awards-arrivals-8?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Sure, she's smiling, but it's the stretched, tight grin of a woman who's been told by a kinky saboteur not to complain or else her shoe closet will be set on fire. So she's stuck out there in a murky bridal toga looking like her skirt lining got caught in her Spanx.

Fortunately for Carrie, she did come up with one way to keep herself legitimately entertained:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/142288123.jpg "Carrie Underwood")](https://gofugyourself.com/acms-feh-carpet-carrie-underwood-04-2012/47th-annual-academy-of-country-music-awards-arrivals-7?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Although it's not so much *tres jolie* as *tres* Jolie.

Per usual, Carrie changed clothes once she got inside. Sadly, [this outfit is not available in our subscription](https://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/142305002.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215AB089EE596C658856CDF08E69253A72BC53467B4E1611509DA74856D34AB77D&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), or else we could natter for days about whether its cute or it looks like her sternum is smiling with chapped lips. But we do have a picture of what she wore to perform.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/142302884.jpg "Carrie Underwood")](https://gofugyourself.com/acms-feh-carpet-carrie-underwood-04-2012/47th-annual-academy-of-country-music-awards-show-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Somewhere out there, a drive-through car wash is only cleaning the LEFT half of people's vehicles.

\[Photos: Getty\]