Jamie Lynn Spears
Apparently Jamie-Lynn has released a country single. If I were country music, I'd be a little frustrated that it feels like people view the genre as an easy way in (see also: Jessica Simpson, for her aborted comeback; Lucy Hale; Julianne Hough for a hot second; etc). But, you know, I wish her well.
Angie Harmon
That is some shortness right there. It's a great color, though; I don't know, I think maybe it's OKAY on her but because I love her I want it to be great.
Carrie Underwood
This is a little cheap-looking, no? It reminds me of some kind of weird sandscape. Jessica was also wondering if we will be hearing any announcements out of Team Underwomb, for no reason other than it seems like the kind of pattern that's intended to distract.
Danielle Bradbury
This kid feels styled to within an inch of her life -- I don't feel like what we're looking at has anything to do with her, really, although maybe I'm jaded because I saw her in her raw form on "The Voice." This entire look is VERY Taylor Swift from a couple years ago, though. Like, it's practically a template.
Shawna Thompson
This is crazy, and what's crazier? I don't hate it.
Sarah Davidson
A nightie in a cage.
Jewel
I am thrilled with her lipstick. I am not as enamored of the rest of it.
Kellie Pickler
As usual, she mostly looks like a bridesmaid.