LeAnn Rimes
I will give her that the shoes and the purse are cute. And I might actually hate this version the least? At least from this side. Brooklyn's had way too much happening, and the neck on Gwyneth's and Nicole's versions looked like it was trying to behead them.
LeAnn and Eddie
Sigh. Look at these two. They're doing the pelvic press, the arched back, the HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA he is so FUNNY, LOOK HOW COMPATIBLE WE ARE act. Maybe it's not an act. For their sake I hope it's not. And I know we all would secretly love more Hollywood couples to appear happy around each other. But isn't this a wee extreme? Do you think Eddie Cibrian seems like heave-your-head-back funny? Like anything he's ever said, ever, has merited being a human St. Louis Arch?
LeAnn Rimes
Even HE seems kind of like, "Whoa, I am totally not this funny, I have no idea what is going on here. Is this yoga class?" And that plus the side cutouts plus the genital rubbing just adds up to more begging. It's making me like the dress less than if she just, you know, wore it regularly and walked and smiled a little and then went inside. It puts on enough of a show on its own.
LeAnn Rimes
And then she did some gag on-stage where she complained about not winning the lottery, then hurled her ticket backward and said, I believe, "Screw it!" HONEY. Most of America actually NEEDED that money. We are not the same. (And the audience seemed to agree.) I smell an image problem, not just a fashion problem.