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47th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards - Arrivals

Seriously, I feel like that thing is the color of the meat that Subway throws away (hopefully) every night. Or the color of a lady after Micky Cullenz and his doppelganger up there finish draining her veins.

Kimberly Perry

And, as if the design weren't uninspired enough, that fit is hellacious on her. I would expect this sort of behavior if she were in the neon claws of an American Idol stylist, but not at an actual professional awards ceremony.

The Band Perry

This is mildly better, although her companions have now switched into what I imagine The Outsiders would look like if costumed by Scott Disick.

Kimberly Perry

THIS, though, I like. It's whimsical, colorful, unusual, and it fits; if she'd shot that skirt to the floor and worn it on the red carpet, we might not have been having ANY conversation at ALL about her undead brethren. Sigh. What might have been, Kimberly...

ACMs Fug Carpet: The Band Perry
I'm sure these are very nice people, but I almost can't focus on Kimberly Perry's dishwater fountain of a gown, because I'm so distracted by the fact that she's the week-old turkey in a vampire Monkee sandwich. [Photos: Getty]

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