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# ACMs Fug/Fab Face-Off: Sheryl Crow vs. Kimberly Perry
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/acms-fugfab-face-off-sheryl-crow-vs-kimberly-perry-04-2014/
- Published: 2014-04-07T21:00:20.000Z
- Updated: 2014-04-07T04:03:24.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Who Fugged It More, Academy of Country Music Awards, wearing black, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

I'm thinking of this one as The Battle of Dresses That Look Like Photoshop Effects.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/483113029.xml "Sheryl Crow")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/04/483113029.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This one is Shatter, or maybe Stained Glass. It looks like some keenly chosen mouse clicks broke the black fabric into pieces. I might not mind it except that I don't find it very flattering on her, or at least, maybe it demands a more dramatic head. A More Dramatic Head might be the name of my autobiography, too, in which case I have a lot more tizzies and hissies and enemies-into-lily-ponds that I need to throw.

Kimberly Perry also wore fancy black-on-nude, and with almost the exact same makeup:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/483108185.xml "Kimberly Perry")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/04/483108185.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Neither one of these people stuck the landing with their mouths. I like the top of Kimberly's better, I think -- it's like a funky pointilist/arc-deco love match -- but the skirt is not overwhelmingly good on HER, either. I think both were sold on an idea rather than an execution, and in turn, did not do their utmost to execute it. But I'm a cruel fugstress, so I shall make you decide WITHOUT the crutch of a middle-ground option.

\[Photos: Getty\]