Adele
The notion of this cover as part of an apology tour makes me laugh, because this one feels almost confrontational, like someone got caught staring and she's like, "What are you looking at? Haven't you seen a woman slouching in a fur before?" All these photos have this samey melodramatic joylessness to them, and I do NOT understand why they chose this one, because seriously, she IS folded in half.
This is the cover art for a single about all the shit she sees going down in her neighbors' driveway. "Hello From The Other Side... your sister really needs a ride..."
This is the promotional image for her stirring, seething revenge ballad about the cockroach that ran under her couch and hasn't come out yet.
"Oh, God, I've just realized it never DID come out from under here."
"Hello from the other siiiiiide. I must've sprayed a thousand tiiiimes. To kill you. I'm sooooorry, but you've got to go, so if you WOULD please crawl out of your hole and die sloooow."
I like the coat. The pose says, "I thought I told you that you couldn't use the pool anymore. We broke up. You can't just come swim laps while I'm at f*cking Whole Foods."
"I could have let him use the pool if he'd come in and kill the cockroach."