Tiffany Haddish

The collar is the only part of this I even KIND OF like, and it admittedly looks like someone with superpowers bent a spoon rest around her neck. It looks like it was made with scrapbooking materials.

Sam Richardson

Luckily, he is super suave.

Zoe Chao

And Zoe's Jiffy Pop couture is so charming.

Vivian Wu

Some of this looks a tad askew, but her lipstick sings.

Elizabeth Perkins

I would NOT have identified her. She looks, to me, more like if Michelle Dockery took a job as a Targaryen.

Zach Woods

This seems... perfunctory.

Jack Whitehall

He has some particularly thick and shiny hair right now. I enjoy the blue-grey suede shoes.

Anna Konkle

Anna will be marrying Apple TV later in the evening.

John Cho

I love those shoes, and I do not know if this is the suit with which I'd have worn them.

Ken Jeong

Ken feels about John Cho the way so many of us do.

Paul Walter Hauser

I am excited to see him in this, as he's excellent in basically everything.

Poppy Liu

She is READY for an afterparty.

The Afterparty Is Back With, Presumably, Another Fatal Afterparty

And three returning cast members.