Tyra
This is not as great as her most recent burgundy affair, which was AMAZING, but I still like it. Yes, it's costumey, like she's REALLY feeling Little Women after all those casting stories about Emma Stone dropping out (they replaced her with Emma Watson, which is... a skill downgrade, for sure), but I love that Tyra is embracing opaque drama rather than see-through lacy stuff.
Heidi Klum
I mean... this doesn't seem to fit in the bust. It reads as cheesy to me, frankly.
Mel B
I had a moment of wondering whether she should top Heidi on the list, just because this feels... almost restrained for her? It's a gentler kind of fromage. A softer cheese. It's the Stinking Bishop to Heidi's Bavarian Bergkäse. But I ultimately just feel like it's the costume shop version of a Disney princess.
Simon Cowell
No slit here. NO SENSE EITHER.