Gabrielle Union

Is she going through an Elton John phase? This is also something I imagine Edina Monsoon wearing to the gym. Or Elton John, actually, for that matter.

Julianne Hough

Quoth the raven, "Ugh, I died in VAIN."

Sean Hayes

Wait, what's he doing there?!? Well, I like his jacket at least. And he could give Simon Cowell a tip or four.

Simon Cowell

I mean, no, sir. Those mild Arthur Slugworth frams do not distract me from your pants. NOTHING WILL EVER DISTRACT ME FROM YOUR TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE TASTE IN PANTS.

Terry Crews

I just keep thinking LIQUID GOLLLLLD, because this is the color of Velveeta. And I'm not mad at it. I could NEVER be mad at Terry Crews.

I Hope America Does Still Have Talent

Else these weekly shindigs are for naught.