Gabrielle Union

Look at mini-Gabrielle! I wish I could walk through that photo and say, "You are right to look so confident. The next 30 years of your life are going to be glorious and tears will be wept over the glow of your skin."

And yes, that is Dwyane Wade's photo all over her dress. I kind of love it? And obviously think she badly needs a necklace. Something chunky and metallic, maybe.

Julianne Hough

This looks like tire tracks

Terry Crews

I love you, Terry, but I'm not sure you needed all three of these shades. He looks like an eye shadow trio in human form.

And these look deeply homemade.

Howie Mandel

I wanted Howie's feathered hair to have the last word here. And that word is "mullet."

America's Got Talent, Round Three (I Think)

It rolls on.