HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 17: Heidi Klum attends "America's Got Talent" Season 16 Live Shows at Dolby Theatre on August 17, 2021 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images,)
Sincerely, this is the kind of stuff I look at and think, "I mean... who wants to wear D&G THIS badly?"
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 17: Heidi Klum attends "America's Got Talent" Season 16 Live Shows at Dolby Theatre on August 17, 2021 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images,)
In case you wanted to see the close-up. Her makeup looks good. But she is totally the grown-up gum-smacking Stephanie from Grease 2, here to be totally thrown off by your extremely poorly concealed secret identity.
Sofia Vergara
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 17: Sofía Vergara attends "America's Got Talent" Season 16 Live Shows at Dolby Theatre on August 17, 2021 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images,)
She looks fine in this, but I don't know if that's quite where I would have put the pockets. Or "pockets," as I cannot imagine them being very functional.
Simon
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 17: Simon Cowell attends "America's Got Talent" Season 16 Live Shows at Dolby Theatre on August 17, 2021 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images,)
Well, it's a real suit, but dear God, Simon, someday you WILL learn that buttons go higher up.
Howie Mandel
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 17: Howie Mandel attends "America's Got Talent" Season 16 Live Shows at Dolby Theatre on August 17, 2021 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images,)
I hope this is Howie's guarantee to us that he WILL give us a day without Cowell's chest hair.
