Heidi Klum
These are deliciously asinine. So many buckles! So many opportunities for weird sunburns!
And SURELY only comfortable for a five-minute car ride.
Heidi Klum
This is like the polar opposite -- it's basically a dress with caftanic aspirations. Nothing BUT comfort. Perhaps her legs needed some healing.
Heidi Klum
She has clearly owned those pants since 1987.
Sofia Vergara
Sofia looks like she intended to wear a blazer, but the weather did not permit. Also, it seems that every single pair of shoes she wears has a two-inch platform. I think that is a big part of why all her outfits have a dated feel, even if the outfit itself doesn't belong to any particular era.
Sofia Vergara
This is very cute, and also looks like something Taylor Swift would have worn during that one summer where the paparazzi lived outside her gym/apartment. And while there's nothing explicitly WRONG with the shoes; the style just seems rooted in, oh, a decade ago.
Sofia Vergara
See? Another good dress, but shoes that belong in another year. I applaud her for clearly liking and keeping shoes she finds comfortable, but I REALLY feel like some experimentation might be in order.
Howie Mandel
You can rest assured that the neck brace is not real -- or if it is, he only had to wear it for one day, as this photo was taken first of the next three. Did he wear it to make a real head wound into a full-on outfit, or is that a bit, too? Hard to say, as he is wearing head coverings in the other pictures. All of which is to say that Howie remains an enigma wrapped in a riddle and dressed as a stunt man.
Howie Mandel
Ladies and gentlemen, your pandemic ringmaster HOWIE MANDELLLLL.
Howie Mandel
I cannot even begin to imagine why he is wearing this. Does he have on boxers under there? Bike shorts? He looks like he lost a bet during an Antarctic exploration.