Heidi
"HELLO EVERYONE! I am dressed like the floor of a soda shop and I look great in it! You will want to page back to this slide in a minute to remember the good times!"
Heidi
Here, she looks like a nurse who's been trying REALLY hard to make the office scrubs a little more fashionable.
Heidi
Listen, Heids, just because Regina George made a scissor incident work... keep the projects to your Crafting Shed, which I assume you have, because WHO DOESN'T. Sheryl probably did a lot of crafting in her she-shed before it MYSTERIOUSLY CAUGHT FIRE, AHEM, VICTOR.
I mean, when you are a supermodel and you can make plastic pants look foxy, why are you slicing and dicing leisurewear? You already cleared the hurdle! Just wear a shirt!
Sofia Vergara
Another nice floral sundress, another blocky platform. Business as usual.
Sofia Vergara
I am NOT into this. It's a really awkward length on her, and the shoes should absolutely be metallic, right? I wonder if she has foot pain or something. You can tell I'm old when my concern about her shoe choices has slid into, "Oh, I hope it's not her arches."
Sofia Vergara
Those wedges are legitimately cute, though. This whole outfit is so appealingly casual. In a perfect world I would wear that for cocktails with my ladies RIGHT NOW. GAH.
Howie
Howie has resorted to wearing his own sandwich board. Perhaps next he could come out AS a sandwich.
Howie Mandel
"WHAT? I RAN OUT OF GIMMICKS OKAY?"