Tyra

I have to tell you, I think she looks spectacular. It's dramatic and sleek and fantastic and she looks like a queen.

Heidi Klum

She looks awfully slick, too. She lost points because I'm not sold on the slit sleeves that end in giant elbow ties, but the '60s vibe she's conjuring is really effective.

Mel B

And then Mel B rolls in looking like a circus widow.

It's also terrible from the side. The stuff she has to do to prevent TOTAL sheerness actually makes the dress worse.

Simon Cowell

YOU NEED NEW PANTS. AND SHIRTS. YOU NEED NEW EVERYTHING. GODDAMMIT, GET TAN FRANCE ON THE PHONE.

Yumbo Dump

As a side note... I do not watch this show. This is not doing much to change my mind.

The America's Got Talent Crew Is At It Again

Mel B might lose this one.