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Sofia Vergara

I love that neon trench. I really am NOT into all the heeled slides we're seeing right now, so. maybe her ludicrously capacious bag IS so that she can hold those when they start to chafe.

Sofia Vergara

This practically feels like an April Fools prank, as the photo was on April 1, and she is not wearing shoes with ANY kind of platform. Almost unheard of for her! She looks fantastic, truly.

Sofia Vergara

Back to Platformville, although this is a very nice summery ensemble. The coat should maybe be a proper beige to play off the shoes, though? It's a tad... olive.

PASADENA, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 30: Sofia Vergara is seen on March 30, 2023 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by BG026/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

Yes, Sofia, we have clocked the bag. (I, in fact, love a capacious bag, so no beef from me on that. I just think this one is mediocre.)

"Look, I fit this ENTIRE page of paper inside my bag!"

Sofia Vergara

"Maybe you just don't understand the JOYS of a capacious bag! Join me on the dark side, which is also the light side!"

Heidi Klum and Sofia Vergara

"You could fit four of my bags inside Sofia's bag!"

I just wanted you to see the back of Heidi's coat. It was a surprise. But not nearly as shocking as her NEXT outfit.

Heidi Klum

So, from the front, these seem like pajamas that she's trying to pull off as an outfit, like anyone might if they have to turn the walk from the curb into a pap stroll. You might get tired.

But how's about BACKLESS JAMMIES. With a HINT OF CRACK. How does this stay in place? Force of will? Honestly, this might be a ludicrously capricious outfit.

PASADENA, CA - APRIL 01: Heidi Klum is seen arriving at the 'America's Got Talent' Show on April 01, 2023 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by thecelebrityfinder/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

She had better HOPE those strings are not capricious, and do not change their minds about doing their job.

Are they at LEAST tearaways?!?

Heidi

This is dramatic.

PASADENA, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 30: Heidi Klum is seen on March 30, 2023 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Hollywood To You/Star Max/GC Images)

That's actually pretty cute! How did we get from that snuggly robe coat to BACKLESS JAMMIES WITH CRACK.

PASADENA, CA - MARCH 28: Heidi Klum is seen outside "America's Got Talent" on March 28, 2023 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Hollywood To You/Star Max/GC Images)

Sure! Seeing what we've seen, how can I fight this?

Howie Mandel

There is no point to fighting Howie, either, but I will say that the jacket/shirt thing would be good without the patches.

PASADENA, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 30: Howie Mandel is seen on on March 30, 2023 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Hollywood To You/Star Max/GC Images)

I am NEVER mad at this hoodie.

PASADENA, CA - MARCH 29: : Howie Mandel is seen on March 29, 2023 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Hollywood To You/Star Max/GC Images)

Does he want us to think he's putting out fires inside the building? Like... WORK fires?

PASADENA, CA - APRIL 01: Howie Mandel is seen on April 01, 2023 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by BG026/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

So, this was April 1, but don't be fooled -- that chicken has been present for several other days of pictures. It's just THERE. I think Howie is puzzled.

PASADENA, CA - APRIL 02: Howie Mandel is seen on April 02, 2023 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by BG026/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

Honestly, yes, we will, if that chicken keeps on keeping on.