Rooney Mara

It's not bad from the back. I do love navy blue. But many things are not bad from the back. Who amongst us hasn't spied an alluring neck and back of the head, only to trip over to the other side of the bar and realize the gentleman in question is elderly/underage/has two noses and no teeth?

Rooney Mara

AND: SIGH. It's a tennis skirt tucked into the top of a strapless bra and re-purposed as a shirt. Are we doing that now? Because I have a strapless bra and I have a tennis skirt and I will put them on and wear them to your birthday party if that's what we're supposed to be doing.

Rooney Mara

At least it's not a skort...RIGHT? This is not some kind of batshit crazy front-ways skort situation, IS IT? Because it is far too early in the week for me to have to take to my bed.

Ain't Them Fugs Saints

Don't you wish you could be a fly on the wall in the room where everyone looked at something like this and thought, "YES. THIS. THIS IS THE ONE. THIS IS THE ANSWER." [Photos: Getty]