
As much as I do not like this minidress over a giant pirate shirt for MYSELF, I do think that kind of nonsense feels on-target for Carrie. For once. Like she probably owned that dress back in season two and now she's committed to wearing every item she decided to keep when she moved and she's trying to make it feel new. Yes, I just fan-fic'd an outfit.

It IS a truly bad outfit, though. And Charlotte's dress is exactly Charlotte.

Charlotte must just be easier to nail down. When in doubt, Chanel.

That skirt looks like a cheap monstrosity?! I don't entirely understand the blouse either, but it at least has a point of view. This is a terrible outfit.

And in other news, JENIFER LEWIS!!!! presumably is guiding Lisa Todd Wexley through her new career of making epaulets out of industrial paper towels.
