SJP

This is a hot mess, Carrie Bradshaw-style. The top looks a bit too big, but who's even looking when she has a giant pink condom strapped to her head?

It can be tough to tell what is SJP herself keeping comfy between shots, and what is Carrie -- but La Bradshaw DOES like mixing in plaid. And that coat is delish (and one we maybe have seen before?). She also appears to be carrying pies as if she made them, even though she undoubtedly didn't, so: probably ALL Carrie.

See? Loves plaid. I cannot sign off on the rest (except her great States Project bag). But the sweater, with those cuffs.... It's a bit TACKY for Carrie, no? A bit... stale, rather than retro.

SJP

And this crunchy taffeta-looking thing... I don't think that's her color, for one. I'm not sure it's anyone's? It's not the nicest version of... seafoam... that I've ever seen. Maybe it looks great under the lights.

You can get another look at these on the costume department Instagram, where Nicole Ari Parker has on a festive melee of patterns that only she could sell. Charlotte looks nice. Carrie's dress is harder to parse, but her purse is a bit boring with it.

Nicole Ari Parker, Kristin Davis

Once again, Lisa Todd Wexley manages to make something interesting out of a potential disaster. The costume department has the best sense of her, I think. I like the individual pieces, but not necessarily together? Certainly not on anyone else; it feels like a wheelhouse designed for her. I did laugh at the HUGE elephant pin.

Nicole Ari Parker

Yes. Just yes.

Kristin Davis

Dear GOD, I need to move back to a winter climate.

Kristin Davis

There is never a floral very far away from Kristin.

Patti LuPone

I thought this was Amy Sedaris for a second.

Mario Cantone and Sebastiano Pigazzi

Well, I don't know about Mario's color combo, but his on-screen paramour makes the turtleneck WORK.

Christopher Jackson

Wait, don't block our view of the cover! Give the author what they need!

And Just Like That... Still Going!

The show must go on, and on...