Is that... a picture of a condo building? With part of a car? It's almost like a still from a Chrysler ad or something.

Kate Bosworth, maybe?

Building pants!

I can't tell if this is a separate necklace, meticulously placed, or if it's actually connected to the bodice and thus part of the dress.

Let's stick that on... Camila Mendes. Someone young and CW'ified.

I mean, Zendaya did wear "the wacky Akris people," as I called them. So she MIGHT wear Spongebob: The Poncho.

SWINTON.

Amy Adams, for, say, a panel discussion.

Julia Garner (from Ozark).

What about the woman from Blindspot? Jaimie Alexander.

Aja Naomi King

Candice Bergen

Mandy Moore

This almost needs, say, Gal Gadot.

Olivia Wilde

Shay Mitchell

Constance Wu.

Charlene, maybe?

Kerry Washington

Mandy Moore

Weekend Fashion Fix: Akris

Who shall wear the EYE PONCHO?