Well, one could argue this is Covid-chic...

... but what is THIS? Pirate chic?

I want this model to write a dissertation on how she walked in those things without them driving her up the wall and back down again.

HELP ME UNDERSTAND.

I think these two outfits are the living embodiment of an anxiety dream.

SWINTON would wear this, though. And maybe the one two slides ago.

Didn't Thom Browne already make this and give it to Oscar Isaac?

I feel like someone will wear this to the CFDAs, or something. (And regret it.)

Zoe Kravitz should call for that.

The juxtaposition of this with the previous slide is really amusing.

PUT DOWN THE SHARPIE.

I could see Zendaya going there.

A Totally Important Designer Makes Some Totally Confusing Clothes

Well, not Alaïa himself, obviously. His eponymous fashion house. But you feel me.