Alan Cumming

This is tremendous, even though his pant legs DO kind of remind me of the inflatable dudes they plonk outside car dealerships.

Alan Cumming

This is nice, but isn't it weird seeing him in something even remotely standard? I'm so used to the pageantry.

Alan Cumming

These are a whole OTHER kind of nipple flowers.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 28: Alan Cumming attends The WNET Group 2025 Gala Celebrates the Arts and Public Media with Alan Cumming at The Edison Ballroom on April 28, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for WNET Group)

I tend to prefer socks and a shirt, but I did giggle at the scarf trying to do half of that work. Something about this is at odds with itself. It might be the shoes?

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 22: Alan Cumming attends Stranger Things: The First Shadow - Broadway Opening Night at Marquis Theatre on April 22, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Netflix)

Then again, the shoes could have been so much worse.

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 5: Alan Cumming is seen as the Grand Marshall of 2025 NYC Tartan Day Parade on April 5, 2025 in New York, New York. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)

And then here he is as the Grand Marshal of the Tartan Day parade. It could be no other! Fergus would be so proud. Fergus might actually also have this in his wardrobe.