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# Alert: Emily Ratajkowski Is Not Naked, And Also Looks Great
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/alert-emily-ratajkowski-is-not-naked-and-also-looks-great-05-2017/
- Published: 2017-05-02T16:30:08.000Z
- Updated: 2017-05-08T02:37:38.000Z
- Description: I KNOW.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Well Played, Marc Jacobs, Met Ball, Met Ball 2017, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

I know. I can't believe it, either. Obviously, in order to keep the universe in balance, Emily Ratajkowski posted a pre-Gala Instagram of herself [in her underpants](https://www.instagram.com/p/BTjcMDaljze/?taken-by=emrata&hl=en&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (it's over a million likes as of this writing). And then she showed up at the Met Gala, a very tempting night for the skin hobbyists, in a delicious Marc Jacobs that leaves plenty to the imagination while also serving up what she's got.

Given the chance, I might revisit what appears to be a blue velvet boob ribbon, but I'm not even upset about it. The colors are cool, the gown is interesting, and she reminds me of gazing through a swimming pool at a pattern tiled on the bottom. It's such a momumental leap in classiness for her that I don't even care that she balled up the theme and drop-kicked it into her hamper.

\[Photo: Getty\]