Alert: It's Madonna

in Roland Mouret

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, CANADA ** New York City, NY - Singer Madonna promotes her new line of skincare products MDNA SKIN at Barneys New York on Madison Avenue in New York City. Pictured: Madonna BACKGRID USA 26 SEPTEMBER 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: Best Image / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

She looks... totally good, right? I mean, the sunglasses look like a gigantic sleep mask. Her hands are wearing tights. And the bra straps aren't great But this is Madonna we're talking about; she made history with the way she wore bras, her hands OFTEN wore mesh (I had a pair of fingerless versions of those in elementary school that I wore to be Madonna for Halloween) and she probably COULD make sleep masks-as-sunglasses happen. So I'll take it.

New York City, NY - Singer Madonna promotes her new line of skincare products MDNA SKIN at Barneys New York on Madison Avenue in New York City. Pictured: Madonna BACKGRID USA 26 SEPTEMBER 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: BlayzenPhotos / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

I am LESS okay with her dressing as Yvette from Clue. THAT DIDN'T END WELL, MADONNA.

At first I forgot this skincare, not a makeup line, and I looked at this and was like, "Y'all, Madonna has NO IDEA what she's doing."

Desperately Seeking Nordstrom.

Oh, MADGE. You know a good pair of specs is the way to our heart.