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** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, CANADA ** Cannes, FRANCE - Celebrities arrive to the 'Okja' premiere held during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival. Pictured: Tilda Swinton BACKGRID USA 19 MAY 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: Best Image / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

This is the sort of marvelously intergalactic-looking ensemble that makes me yearn for a Star Wars movie in which SWINTON is revealed to be Princess Leia's lost protege. She could go up against Gwen Christie's Captain Phasma in a dark/light battle of the blondes. (I've decided that she matched the shoes to her hair; they were all that marred this for me, so I wrote a way out. WOOHOO!)

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, CANADA ** Cannes, FRANCE - Guests pose on the red carpet at the "Okja" premiere during the 70th Cannes Film Festival 2017. Pictured: Tilda Swinton BACKGRID USA 19 MAY 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: Spread Pictures / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

This photo delights me. It looks like a rehearsal for a movie musical starring and also possibly about her.The musical would be called simply A MULTITUDE OF SWINTONS and every song would be an anagram of her name, like, "Its Wonton Lid," and "Old Nitwits N/A."

in Loewe, with Sandro Kopp

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 20: Sandro Kopp (L) and Tilda Swinton attend the Vanity Fair and Chopard Party celebrating the Cannes Film Festival at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 20, 2017 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by David M Benett/Dave Benett / Getty Images for Vanity Fair)

This is her LOVAH, I think. She makes that dated-seeming cut and pattern look surprisingly decent, which... is a lukewarm statement, but still supportive.

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She looks glorious in this. I also enjoy that the way the straps on her shoes lie, they come across like little hearts.

in Haider Ackermann

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES ** Cannes, FRANCE - **USA ONLY** Celebs arrive to the photocall for "Okja" held during the 70th Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals. Pictured: Tilda Swinton BACKGRID USA 19 MAY 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: MediaPunch / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

This is so jarringly sedate. Where's the curveball, SWINTON? I mean, other than whatever your hem is doing, and the fact that I do not think of you as the color of a 1970s refrigerator.

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, CANADA ** Cannes, FRANCE - Celebrities attend the "Okja" photocall during the 70th International Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals in Cannes. Pictured: Tilda Swinton BACKGRID USA 19 MAY 2017 BYLINE MUST READ: Best Image / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

But the sunglasses DO help.

Alert: SWINTON has been SWINTONing
To great effect, I might add.

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