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# What The Fug: Alessandra Ambrosio at amfAR Inspiration LA Gala
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/alessandra-ambrosio-at-amfar-inspiration-la-gala-10-2014/
- Published: 2014-10-30T15:30:00.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:46:07.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, amfAR, SIGH, super(and unsuper)models, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

Between this and the annual Cannes event, what IS it about amfAR that makes people think, "Yes! FINALLY, a place where I can really air out my crevices"?

![Alessandra Ambrosio](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/alessandra-ambrosio-amfar-los-angeles-458071634.xml "Alessandra Ambrosio")

Of course, from the front, it's mostly a Codpiece Gone Wild. I feel like I'm looking at an anaconda having lunch, but from above.

The back will not surprise you, but it may alarm:

[![Alessandra Ambrosio](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/alessandra-ambrosio-amfar-los-angeles-458071614.xml "Alessandra Ambrosio")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/10/alessandra-ambrosio-amfar-los-angeles-458071614.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

She has thicker netting over her back than over her backside, and there's more material on the floor than on her body. Does she still work for Victoria's Secret? Because she sure can't keep one.

\[Photos: Getty\]