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# Alessandra Ambrosio Dealt With It
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/alessandra-ambrosio-dealt-with-it-05-2020/
- Published: 2020-05-26T20:00:11.000Z
- Updated: 2020-05-26T00:30:57.000Z
- Description: A dispatch from Cannes 2016.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Cannes, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

"Well. It is what it is. The snake necklace is slithering down into my cleavage. The top is so tight I might lactate just from memory. The skirt looks tacked on last-minute, from the front, and I am wearing gossamer leggings that look like very very expensive dry skin, and I will not be able to go to the bathroom for about five hours because it takes that long to extract myself from this web of shame, but you know what? I am a goddamn professional and I am going to find a way to work this anyway."

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/5691315aa-1590452724.jpg "'The Last Face' premiere, 69th Cannes Film Festival, France - 20 May 2016")

"Nailed it."

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