That hat is at a royal wedding; those boots are at a club in the '80s. The outfit in between is trying to be the bridge, I guess.
This is like a mass-market romance novel from Sweet Dreams called, like, NEW-FASHIONED ROMANCE. "Stacy has been planning for three years to win her high school's design competition for seniors. Only one thing stands in her way: infuriating, smug, standoffish Paul, who's sure he has this in the bag. But as the pressure heats up, Paul warms up too. Which does Stacy want more: to beat him, or to date him?"
"WHAT? Stop that infernal KNOCKING, can't you see I'm in the middle of a sexual seance?"
"Hello. I am not a time-traveling Paulina Porizkova... AS FAR AS YOU KNOW."
It was an engrossing novel, but an embarrassed Meg had to skip book club after she broke her foot tripping over her ottoman.
She looks better in this than anyone should.
"Wear your mask," she told her breasts.
"I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10... NOPE, sorry, you lose, you get to do the dishes."
This is the cover of a romance novel about matadors. It's called BULL TRUE LOVE.
"That is NOT the kind of horse I asked for, Daddy."
"I hate quarantine."
"This Tiny House Party is a gas!"
Is it a Dead End, or is it a NEW FRONTIER? Don't be so pushy, Sign.
"Are we done yet? I am late for Animal Crossing."
"My heels are stuck in this dirt so I guess I live here now."
Well. I love this one.
"Quick, take the shot before the gendarme sees."
"I am dressed in a hug. My legs are jealous."
BULL TRUE II: GORE-GEOUS AGONY
"I HATE tea parties."
"Can I AT LEAST use the restroom???"
"If I just LEAVE, what can they do? Fire me? I've already touched all the clothes."
"Yes, thanks for stopping; can I get a ride to 2021? Thanks so much."