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# Alice Englert Is Wearing...A Sack
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/alice-englert-is-wearing-a-sack-08-2017/
- Published: 2017-08-02T18:00:01.000Z
- Updated: 2017-08-02T01:12:50.000Z
- Description: Listen, this just ain't great.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55, Alice Englert

First of all, I'd like Alice Englert and Ansel Elgort to fall in love and get married, for maximum confusional purposes. Then, after a few years of romantic drama and angst, one of them will leave the other for Alden Ehrenreich. All of our heads will explode in confusion, and then we'll never have to look at this outfit again!

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