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Alicia Vikander

HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actor Alicia Vikander attends the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

This is just a bit too Saucy Barmaid for me. The necklace is a marvel, but the dress is mashing up her chest like so many boiled potatoes, and I think the lace detailing gets a bit lost in the overall silhouette. I keep expecting her to slide a shot across the table that was poured from a jug labeled XXX. 

Michelle Williams

HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actor Michelle Williams attends the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

I had to magnify the picture to really appreciate how the skirt must have come across in person. It's a bit flat in person, although I love that Michelle went for the deep, sexy plunge. For me, part of the problem is that I want more adornments here somehow to give it a bit more life, but I don't know how that would have WORKED. The bow at the back of the halter neck really precludes a necklace. Overall it's nice, but also a fairly tepid "I'm not going to win so let's just be comfortable" kind of choice.

Busy Philipps in Elizabeth Kennedy

HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actor Busy Philipps attends the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

Honestly, Busy -- not in LV -- might have bested them both on the red carpet. She's Michelle's regular date at these things lately, and I think this is incredibly cool and unusual on her. She's quietly slaying lately, right?

Alicia Vikander

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actor Alicia Vikander attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

And then Alicia showed up at the post-parties in this, and while I get that maybe she found it too tame for the main telecast, but I like it on her a LOT. The color is aces.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actor Alicia Vikander attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

And the back, divine.

Oscars: The Duelling Louis Vuittons
Alicia Vikander should've stuck with Dress No. 2 in her repertoire. 

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