Ohtani

Shohei is basically the best pitcher AND best hitter in baseball, which was an unfathomable thing not that long ago. "Pitchers can't hit" is the usual refrain. He's unbelievable and I wish the Dodgers would sign him, although sometimes having a star like that means you give up too much else (and, he and Mike Trout might be the best hitters together, and they're both on the Angels, and the Angels are not good). He's VERY handsome.

Shohei Ohtani

So handsome that apparently I wanted you to have another photo of him. They asked Freddie Freeman if he hopes LA signs him, and Freddie was like, "THAT'S TAMPERING, I CAN'T SAY!!!!" Translation: UM YES.

Lourdes Gurriel Jr.

This is amazing. And look how his wife's shoes coordinate with their rainbow suits. This is high-level planning.

Clayton Kershaw

Look at these adorable babies. I will be very misty-eyed -- emotionally, and possibly also from cataracts -- when Kersh's kids have their own careers and he's in the stands waving his cap at fans.

Ronald Acuña Jr.

This is more high-level coordination. The fabric on his is very interesting, but let's zoom in on his chest region.

That is his celebratory move after big hits, but wearing a chain of yourself bending over seems cumbersome at best. And when you take it off the baseball diamond, it just looks like he dropped something.

José Ramírez

His shoes and t-shirt are nicely coordinated, and LOOK AT THE BABY SMOOSH IN BURBERRY.

JD Martinez

A handsome duo. GO DODGERS.

Ozzie Albies

It's like 95 degrees where I sit, so that turtleneck is BONKS to me. Hopefully the players are enjoying what Cher Horowitz would call the crispy Seattle weather.

Vlad Guerrero Jr.

Vlad won the Home Run Derby. And I'm glad of that, because he appears to have lost the Fashion Stakes.

Juan Soto

Pretty unimpeachable.

Mookie Betts

WE LOVE YOU MOOKIE. He did not have a great showing in the HR derby, and I've decided it's because he's a GIVER and he wanted all those kids in the outfield to go home with balls. Also maybe didn't want to stress out his body. Or... just was off. But I like my first answer better.

Freddie Freeman

Aw, our No. 1 and our No. 2 in the batting order are also next to each other here! WHO PLANNED THIS. Ahem.

Will Smith

Look at ALL of these adorable noodles. GO DODGERS.

Kenley Jansen

I miss Kenley. Also, the GRINS on this whole family.

Yordan Alvarez

The families are the best part of this.

Luis Castillo

I MEAN. I kind of wish Mom had matched the girls.

Corey Seager

Speaking of former Dodgers whom I miss!

Randy Arozarena

As I typed this post, I saw Randy make an INCREDIBLE catch in the first inning. He dressed to kill, and then killed.

Austin Hays

Oh, right, I promised you open jackets. BEHOLD.

Bryce Elder

I didn't expect purple!

Josh Hader

This must have been sponsored by MLB -- most of them have their numbers stitched inside.

Pete Alonso

He's with the Mets, and is... evidently a boat aficionado? I bet his favorite scene in Anne of Green Gables is when she does Lady of Shalott and gets stuck.

Whit Merrifield

These are vintage golfers! I love it. One of my sons needs this someday.

Luis Arraez

He got a family photo collage.

Jonah Heim

That's a gorgeous paisley-type pattern.

David Bednar

"Nothing to see here, folks! Nothing to see here."

Zac Gallen

"I don't do blazers."

Do You Like Photos Of Dudes Holding Open Their Jackets?

Then welcome to the All-Star Game.