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Thandiwe Newton in Rodarte

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Todd Williamson/January Images/Shutterstock (12842777j) Thandiwe Newton wearing Rodarte 'All the Old Knives' film screening, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 Mar 2022

Thandiwe has chosen a Rodarte version of what Julia Roberts wears at the beginning of Pretty Woman. Here is how the outfit came down the runway. The shoulders were spread a bit wider, whereas here she's tightened them up (and hopefully glued them into place). The jacket is her addition, though, and that plus the accessories give it all the edge and oomph. So, the pro: I like how she's styled this. Con: The dress itself.

Chris Pine

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12841746o) Chris Pine 'All the Old Knives' film screening, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 Mar 2022

Chris Pine looks like the beginning of a sequel where you find out that the main character has been living in a cave and doing all his own foraging. Wait, I think that's actually what happened in The Last Jedi. Chris Pine is basically Hermit Luke Skywalker now.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Todd Williamson/January Images/Shutterstock (12842777r) Chris Pine and Thandiwe Newton 'All the Old Knives' film screening, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 Mar 2022

Luke, though, never knew how to make it Sexy. I do not think Chris Pine's version of Luke Skywalker will have that problem. Somewhere, someday, there is an interim film where we learn about all the long nights of passion that Luke had with hot wanderers in haunted lighthouses. It's called Jedi Nights.

Keegan Michael Key

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (12841745an) Keegan-Michael Key 'All the Old Knives' film screening, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 Mar 2022

'Twas a taupe kind of night.

Cleopatra Coleman

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (12841745aw) Cleopatra Coleman 'All the Old Knives' film screening, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 Mar 2022

She used one of the old knives to tailor her blouse.

Carmela Zumbado

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (12841745aq) Carmela Zumbado 'All the Old Knives' film screening, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 Mar 2022

Well, I guess the nude-look shoe is known thusly for a reason, as I DID think she was barefoot for a second.

Azie Tesfai

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (12841745ay) Azie Tesfai 'All the Old Knives' film screening, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 Mar 2022

Azie is lovely, that color is super, that fabric is meh, and the pants fit is nah. Or maybe that last two are the other way around.

Thandiwe Newton Wore Boob Straps
This movie, All The Old Knives, stars Chris Pine and Thandiwe Newton. It's about: a) A secret crew of college frat brothers who loved Dead Poets Society except for all the poetry, and enter meetings with the phrase, "What's the good word, Old Knife"; b) The inventor of a self-sharpening steak knife that renders all the others obsolete; c) Peasants (it was supposed to be All The Old Knaves but someone made a typo); d) Mr. and Mrs. Smith, more or less, but with with more actual interpersonal peril. Obviously it's the last one, but you would not have to press hard for me to believe Chris Pine likes to clap his bros on the back and say, "Hello, Old Knife, you're looking hale." [Photos: Matt Baron/Shutterstock, Todd Williamson/January Images/Shutterstock, Marion Curtis/StarPix for Focus Features/Shutterstock, Stewart Cook/Shutterstock]

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