Mary J Blige in La Perla

You may recall that Kendall Jenner ALSO wore La Perla, and Mary J wins THAT fashion face-off. And also every other face-off with Kendall, I suspect.

Riley Keough in Louis Vuitton

I think this is great -- it might be my favorite of the LVs we saw last night. The vaguely military effect is cool.

Lala Anthony in Thai Nguyen Atelier

People pointed out that Lala wore a ring on every single diget but her wedding ring finger. THAT is how you handle break-up accessorizing. The rest of it is awful, but, you know....she's going though some stuff right now.

Karlie Kloss in Carolina Herrera

The hair is adorable, and she always looks pert and well-groomed -- wow, that sounds like such a lackluster compliment, doesn't it? But, you know. She always looks like a professionally attractive human, because she is. But this is surprisingly boring.

Naomi Watt in Stella McCartney

In which Stella PHONES IT IN, MY GOD. 

Fei Fei Sun in Alberta Ferretti

I love this. From head to toe, she looks fantastic. The wacky sleeves are so on-theme without being overwhelming.

Candice Swanepoel in custom TopShop (?!?!)

Seriously. It's TopShop.

Alexa Chung in DVF

Blah blah blah theme blah, but: This is a very wearable dress. Which also sounds like a lackluster compliment, and I think it's kind of boring for the occasion, but for NORMAL occasions, I think it's lovely.

Adriana Lima in Alberta Ferretti

ADRIANA WATCH YOURSELF.

Adriana Lima in Alberta Ferretti

There we go. That one's a dangerous propositin!

Frances Bean Cobain and Courtney Love in Marc Jacobs

These are the perfect portrait of mother and daughter who are sort of affectionally annoyed with each other. For what it's worth, though, I think they both look good and still like themselves. Remind me one day to tell you the story of the one day my friend Victoria spent working with Courtney. 

Lara Stone in Christopher Kane

This feels a bit overwrought. Is it weird that my big issue are those shoes? They just match so aggressively.

Sasha Lane in H&M

I like this so much more than I should like a sheer dress featuring a picket fence and the Glamour don't bar.

Paris Jackson in Calvin Klein

This is really pleasantly reasonable. I also want Paris to land a movie gig playing Cameron Diaz's....daughter. (They're 25 years apart; I had to do the math.) I also kinda miss Cameron Diaz, you guys.

Mandy Moore in Michael Kors

Mandy Moore, I love you. I do. But you look like a zombie and your arms are confusing. Isn't the world confusing enough right now?

Naomi Campbell in Alaia

Trust Naomi to wear a totally important designer.

Dakota Johnson in Gucci

This is ABSURD but also kinda of weirdly good? She looks like she's starring in an operatic adaptation of The Portrait of a Lady. 

Kate Bosworth in Tory Burch

Kate Bosworth plays the role on Sundays and for matinees.

Isabelle Huppert in Dior

I call this look, "fuck it, I'm FRENCH." She's also the only major celeb in Dior, which is interesting. Is Anna mad at Dior?

Lea Seydoux in Louis Vuitton

It's telling that everyone around her seems to be holding his or her face in a very carefully neutral expression.

All The Rest of the Little -- and Big -- Black Dresses

It's a classic for a reason.