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# American Music Awards Fug Everything: Taylor Swift
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/ama_fug_everything_taylor_swift111210-11-2010/
- Published: 2010-11-22T12:00:08.000Z
- Updated: 2010-11-22T08:29:52.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, American Music Awards, metallics, wearing black, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

"Hey guys,  
  
![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/97081_Taylor%20Swift%20AMA%20press%20room%20107056876.jpg)

  
"Thanks so much for giving me this award for Serious Grown-Up Mature Boring Achievement. Now that I'm 'dating' Jake Gyllenhaal, I realize that I need to appear older and more sedate than my chronological age implies or it seems sort of creepy -- or it would, if I were actually going out with him, which I am not, except for I wasn't supposed to tell you that. Aren't you glad it's him and not John Mayer, though? Although I actually WAS hooking up with John Mayer and Jake and I are just going on hay rides for OK! photographers. And, um, we're also in love. Yes, I forgot that part. Anyway. Yes, now I am an adult. A serious adult. A serious adult who dresses seriously and has an album out right now and is dating Jake Gyllenhaal and has put aside childlike things:   

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/97081_Taylor%20Swift%20AMA%20107056192.jpg)

  
"And put ON wigs and serious expressions."