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# American Music Awards Fug Carpet: Ke$ha
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/ama_kesha_112210-11-2010/
- Published: 2010-11-22T09:30:35.000Z
- Updated: 2010-11-22T10:04:39.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, American Music Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

"Boo," pouted Ke$ha.   

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/11/97091_107056116.jpg "2010 American Music Awards - Arrivals")

"I unroll a bunch of old film canisters that I found in my closet and glue them to myself, and then give myself a Mohawk that looks like I lit my head on fire, and all you bitches can say is that I look like I dropped acid and ate a VHS copy of *Blade Runner*? When Lady Gaga does this shit y'all call it art. Why can't I be art? Look at my eyebrows! LOOOOOK!" 

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/11/97091_107054143.jpg "2010 American Music Awards - Arrivals")

"I didn't glue barrettes to my face for my HEALTH, people. I did it because your love is my drug, and also, so is Gorilla Glue. I just hope you feel bad tonight, knowing that while you're sleeping soundly and quoting Lady Gaga songs on your little Twitters, I will be at home screaming while three portly ladies from the nearby waxing salon pry these from my skin. FOR YOU. ALL FOR YOU."