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# American Music Awards Fug Carpet: Nicki Minaj
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/ama_minaj112210-11-2010/
- Published: 2010-11-22T21:00:19.000Z
- Updated: 2010-12-14T17:03:29.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, American Music Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

I'm not even sure I can say anything more than what Nicki herself already did about this.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/11/97111_107059482.jpg "2010 American Music Awards - Arrivals")

Per MTV, she said, "It looks like it could be a piece on the middle of your table and you picked it up, put some clothing on it, and now you can wear it." And that is exactly what I thought: that she is the proprietress of a fake-antiquities stall at a bazaar, and her shtick is that she puts the "wear" in "wares." There are several problems with this plan. One, how does she sit down? And two...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/11/97111_107056394.jpg "2010 American Music Awards - Show")

... people may try to lift you off-stage, fence you to a haggler who doesn't have more than $5 and a roll of Scotch tape, or steal you by trying to shove you down their pants. Luckily for Nicki, Rihanna went with option A. Probably because she wasn't wearing pants.