Amanda Holden and Ashley Roberts

Ashley Roberts, May 20

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Beretta/Sims/Shutterstock (10652519j) Ashley Roberts at Heart Breakfast, Global House Ashley Roberts out and about, London, UK - 20 May 2020 Wearing Fiorucci

Here's Ashley, wearing the latest from Fendi. (JK, it's obvs Fiorucci. This is an 80s frenzy and it's fun.)

Amanda Holden, May 20

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Beretta/Sims/Shutterstock (10652564c) Amanda Holden at Heart Radio Amanda Holden out and about, London, UK - 20 May 2020

I need to warn you that this is NOT a super successful week for Amanda and Ashley. (Ashmanda? Amandley?) This feels like something Tamra Barney would wear to brunch in Laguna to yell at Kelly Dodd.

Ashley Roberts, May 21

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Beretta/Sims/Shutterstock (10653733i) Ashley Roberts Ashley Roberts out and about, London, UK - 21 May 2020

THIS is like, "shit, this dress is WAY too booby. I'm gonna stick a tee shirt under there and pretend I meant it."

Amanda Holden, May 21

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Beretta/Sims/Shutterstock (10653828a) Amanda Holden at Heart Radio Amanda Holden out and about, London, UK - 21 May 2020

This is pajamas.

Ashley Roberts, May 22

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Beretta/Sims/Shutterstock (10655040f) Ashley Roberts at Heart Breakfast, Global House Ashley Roberts out and about, London, UK - 22 May 2020

This, too, is pajamas.

Amanda Holden, May 22

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Beretta/Sims/Shutterstock (10655066f) Amanda Holden at Heart Radio Amanda Holden out and about, London, UK - 22 May 2020

This would be 100% better if it didn't have that mock turtleneck. Imagine this with a reasonable vee-neck. (I will say that Kate Middleton will totally wear this in a midi-length at some point.)

Ashley Roberts, May 26th

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Beretta/Sims/Shutterstock (10658631a) Ashley Roberts Ashley Roberts out and about, London, UK - 26 May 2020

This feels vaguely vintage but in the mumsy way.

Ashley Roberts, May 27th

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Beretta/Sims/Shutterstock (10659734a) Ashley Roberts at Heart Breakfast, Global House Ashley Roberts out and about, London, UK - 27 May 2020

But we're ending strong!