
I was about to crack that she's one giant crucifix away from bursting into a chorus of "Like a Prayer" (my personal favorite Madonna tune) and then I noticed she was wearing one. Come on, Gwen. Life is a mystery. Everyone must stand alone. I hear you call my name. Etc.Also, this jacket is insane but I also want to wear it to lunch at the Polo Lounge when I am old and everything I drink is set on fire.

I suspect it weighs about 65 pounds.

I enjoy her flexibility, and god knows her abs don't require this, but the banding on her shirt makes her look like those leather leggings have a pregnancy band on them. Maybe she just really plans to go to town on the crudites platter later.
This jacket is so hot it's LITERALLY ON FIRE!
Sorry. But it really is a cute jacket, that's all.
