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It is SO Rihanna, to me, to show up with string-bikini tan lines and be like, "Whatever, you guys, I was just partying in Barbados and I don't really care." Also, the top itself is not my favorite, which is a shame considering it was made by a fairly iconic designer of bras -- aka Gaultier, who turned Madonna's boobs into cones.
Rihanna
And then, the rest: It's a high-fashion FRAGILE leg lamp. Or like if a garter belt ate Madonna's lingerie drawer and then threw it up all over Rihanna in the limo.
Rihanna
This was better? Question mark? I am not sure I care for all the bunching of the bottom ruffles but the top is cool, and incredibly striking. And sexier than when she wore a bra and a lampshade. Less can be more, y'all. Or, more can be more. Or something. Just let's not always see everything, okay?